Just a bit of fun – I’ve done at least 3/4 of these today alone. Feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments – I’ll add to the list…!
The fan-boy – probably best to avoid this person today
Likely tweet: “only 8 hours to go….”
The greater-than-thou – feels they are above all the Apple talk”
Likely tweet: “Apparently there is some sort of product launch going on today”
The I-like-all-gadgets-except-Apple – goes out of their way to buy anything but Apple”
Likely tweet: “If the iSlate ran Android it would be so much faster”
The journalist – riding the Apple buzz wave
Likely tweet: “We’ll be live tweeting blow-by-blow coverage from 6pm today”
The denier – will talk about anything apart from Apple all day
Likely tweet: “Nokia just launched the N756483647 everyone”
The PR analyst – will be consumed by the brilliant way Apple manages the PR around the launch
Likely tweet: “Love the way Apple leaked the news to the Walt Mossberg in advance”
The social media guru – will go on incessantly about how the buzz is being picked up on social media
Likely tweet: “Expect to see a fail whale very soon”
